After watching a scary movie.
My friends:
“Sh*t, that was so funny when the bitch came out of the closet!”
Me: ”Stfu guys, she’s coming for us.. she’s f*cking coming”
(Source: when-moments-blog)
My friends:
“Sh*t, that was so funny when the bitch came out of the closet!”
Me: ”Stfu guys, she’s coming for us.. she’s f*cking coming”
(Source: when-moments-blog)
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
(Source: iamthemagicks)
—Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets
And I just want to feel your breath
On my neck
And your breasts
On my chest
And I just want to feel your lips
On my cheek
Telling me I’ll be okay
When I’m feeling awfully weak
And I just want to see your eyes
Meeting mine
Soft orbs of blue
Too mature for your time
And I just want to hear your voice
Whispering softly in my ear
Be here with me
Be near
I can’t handle this distance
Not only of miles, but of mind
I never could catch you
But god how long I tried.
The Universal Excuse Machine
- via LOL Factory … it’s something!